Chinese news explains Leno v Conan late night battle perfectly

And now I see why China will take over the world. At least I'll be able to understand my new overlords without learning their language. This was perfectly clear. Just make cool animations directing Americans where to report for factory work, and we'll get right on it.

The NEW Friendster will make you ASIAN!

And if you're lucky, it will turn your life into a series of time lapse still photo cutout animation sequences. So is THIS how China takes over?

My Opening Monologue At The SXSW Web Awards (video)

This video doesn't capture the slides I'm referring to. Those can be found here (http://www.slideshare.net/baratunde/baratunde-explains-the-onion-at-sxsw-web-.... I recommend looking at them while you've got the video open. That way, you can pretend you were there!

Enjoy

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Jolie O'Dell Interviews Me On Funky Geekdom and the Future of Tech & Humanity (#SXSW Video)

First of all, we did this video about two seconds ago. I can't believe she got it online so quickly! Also, the weather is absolutely marvelous.