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Facebook update exonerates teen according to Newsday story supported by passive aggressive business model

I was reading this fascinating story about a teenager who served 12 days in jail for a crime he didn't commit. He was finally released when prosecutors acknowledged he couldn't have committed the robbery because he posted to Facebook from his father's Harlem apartment at the same time. Happy for the kid. Annoyed that the testimony of his entire family as to his whereabouts wasn't enough to keep the young man out of jail for twelve days.

Also annoyed then when I tried to watch the video linked in the story, an annoying Newsday popup blocked my experience the entire time. Rather than telling me I couldn't see the video unless I was a subscriber, the video played in the background with the annoying registration box permanently floating above it. Passive aggressive douchebags.

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Comments (2)

Nov 15, 2009
bcjordan said...
Your title is, as this comment, concise.
Nov 15, 2009
metacomedy said...
Concise? Maybe. The real comedy in this post's title lies in the meta-exposition of a common pattern which many encounter but do not consider the underlying business intentions they reflect to savvy and analytico-critical visitors.

This analysis down to the "business model" representation of problem is an apt choice of scale. This belies, possibly, a good mental model of internet website pay models, or possibly a preponderance of self-questioning and investigating thought. Or thoughts of C.R.E.A.M. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bjZRAvsZf1g

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